So when I was like five my class went on a field trip to the zoo and I came back telling my family what a great time I had at the Mexico Zoo. They all just laughed, telling me I didn’t actually go to Mexico it was just a local zoo. Of course I refused to beleive them. But now it just hit me…. I DIDN’TACTUALLY GO TO MEXICO WHEN I WAS FIVE
well fuck you
i look great
go suck a cock #cunt
My arch nemesis has her septum pierced. SHE LOOKS LIKE A COW!!!
Yeah. I make tuna sandwiches for my cat. AND HE EATS THEM.
everyone needs the D on their blog
i want the d
on my blogi want the d
I finally got the d
(Source: royalteens)
I peed my pants twice in one day…. What has my life come to?
Dear Geometry teacher,
Please go row, row, row your boat off a cliff.
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Free Fan(fic)s: (Fanfic Prompt) Lobotomy
Requested by: 0reogirl
Ship : Johnlock
Genre: Angst
Word Count: 792He did not except this.
The case was treacherous as well as exhilarating, but then again, weren’t they all? Each case was always exciting, heart pounding, and special. Most cases ended in the famous detective and…
reasons i should be your friend:
- my hands are soft i think because people tell me
- i probably have a soft face too
- i am willing to play with your hair platonically
- whenever i eat french fries you can have some
- YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
- not all the french fries though
So you’ll be my Friend with benefits!!! The benefits being French Fries of course.
(via kissmytacoshell)
// Guys, I met a guy.//
And he must actually like me because he still likes me after seeing my derpy faces. And after ive talked in all my many horrid accents.
AMEN!
(Source: alltimekira, via helveticabun)
youmad
BREH?!
